Computer Rage

Love or hate your printer, once you have used one you can't live without it.
But using them isn't all chocolates and roses.
They can be pretty stubborn about what they print.Take my first printer for example.
I am convinced it was possessed.

It absolutely refused to print the second page for some reason I never discovered.
It was really annoying to say the least, it would stall at page 2, then continue on with
dozens after, but returning to page 2 was a no-no. If I really pushed it to the limit
with page 2 it would respond by jamming the paper so badly it would take ages to get
the paper out. It's other trick was to pretend the ink cartridge had a problem, which
was just a decoy to get out of printing page 2.

When it finally gave up the ghost, I bought a different
printer and I am happy to report it works great.
I think it had it's brain removed before it left the factory.

When I installed the modem the computer liked it so much it would re-install it every
time I turned the computer on. I had around 5 modems installed and of course I had
problems when I tried to connect to the internet because it was confused as to which

one to use. So you are left high and dry with just your own common sense to work it out. I decided to put it in the 'too hard basket', and wait for a friend to visit who had more 'know how' on setting up hardware. In my case back then it was almost everyone.

Everyone has heard about

money growing on trees,

well now it's computers.

Don't worry about men from mars
     invading and taking us over.

It will be computers, they are breeding
    at an incredible rate and getting
          smarter by the day.
     Don't say I didn't warn you.

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